News Muse – Green Porno and Cannes glamour

Did anyone catch the Graham Norton Show last night? I nearly choked on my dinner because I was laughing so hard during his interview with Isabella Rossellini. Turns out Bella is really in to the birds and the bees. But her love of zoology has found an unusual outlet in a series of online short films that guardian.co.uk aptly describes as “Michel Gondry meets David Attenborough in the Blue Peter studio after dark”
http://youtube.com/v/lTpiw5tiwm0
www.sundancechannel.com to see all the animal and insect sex shorts as re-enacted (with mucho gusto) by Isabella. Be warned though, it’s quite addictive. My personal favourite is ‘Whale’ – the image of Isabella Rossellini walking around in a blue fat suit with a six foot long erection will stay with me forever.

Another little fly usually buzzing around the Hollywood smorgasbord is Alec Baldwin, and he’s found himself knee-deep in sh*t this week after bugging the Filipinos with a bad-taste joke on Letterman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9tbBOOd0RI&fs=1

The Filipino Bureau of Immigration has now blacklisted the bugger and deemed him “an undesirable alien”. Hmm, doesn’t that apply to all the Baldwin brothers?

In the meantime, it’s all the more glamorous over in Cannes where the creme de la creme have been partying and promoting, promoting and partying. And even though there have been some reports of le credit cronsh hitting the festival, this was all forgotten last night as jewellers Chopard showed off their dazzling diamonds around the wrists and necks of Hollywood beauties at the annual American Foundation for Aids Research benefit. And guess who was there! Yep, Robert Pattinson, looking sharp in a Dolce and Gabbana tux! The delicious actor selflessly auctioned himself, well at least his lips, off to two extremely lucky (and clearly silly rich) bidders, who paid $20,000 each to get a kiss on the cheek.

Charity or not, for $20,000, I would have demanded something more Green Porno.

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